I get distracted far too easily than any human being.
I create stories from the top of my head far too smoothly.
Which makes me have the ability to lie far too often.

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via loweryourexpectations)

theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

(via dannythou)

wienersushi:

Great Dane puppy voices his displeasure at being forced to get up early

(Source: videohall, via loweryourexpectations)

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